The man who filled one of the most anticipated sequels in the history of film with cringe-inducing dialogue and Jar-Jar Binks, has called Spiderman 3, “silly.”
In related news, comedian Benny Hill described Victor Borge’s stuff as “lowbrow.” And the head of the White Star Line mocked the seaworthiness of Cunard’s ships.
Hello, kettle? This is the pot calling. You’re black!
At the same time… Spidey 3 was the worst movie I have seen in a very, very, very long time. And I’m an avid Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan. I would rather watch The Beast of Yucca Flats than endure another Sam Raimi desconstruction of one of my favorite comic book heroes.
That being said (another way to say “at the same time” without being redundant), Lucas is a madman who started losing his mind somewhere between “Empire” and “Jedi” and achieved complete insanity shortly before he started writing The Phantom Menace.
Well, crap! I guess I’m not surprised though about Spidey-3. Tobey Maguire hasn’t brought his “A” game to the silver screen since Pleasantville.
And I’d rather watch Rowsdower get his buzz harshed by Jar-Jar then sit through another lame comic book Blockbuster seque…oops…one sec…brb…
…okay, sorry. Had to type in my credit card info. I’m buying advance tickets to Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.
I don’t want to read too much into what you’re saying, but it looks like you might be implying that Tobey Maguire actually has an “A” game.
Interesting theory.
Geeeeeeeeeeeeeez Selby, it was a joke. Gah! I mean, it’s not like I said Tobey Maguire is the next Tom Hanks. Although I would like to see Hanks try and ride a horse like Seabiscuit. No way he’s saddling his rump on that horse.